Where is Rob Adams

Jason · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 1:36 pm Post subject: Where is Rob Adams

Where's Rob gone?

He hasn't posted since Jun/Jul from what I can see. Has anyone spoken to him?

Jon_Kadett · Astra Legend Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 4087

i was thinking the same Confused

theres a kabab shop opened locally to me called Sultans kababs maybe he's in there! I must investigate. (and get a kabab big grin

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Sparko · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:11 pm Post subject:

well last time i spoke to him (just before trax i think) he was mentally busy with work n planning some massive trip up a mountain somewhere. (possibly that big famous one that i cant remember right now because im special)

anway every time i speak to him he seems to be planning something mental so he's probly hiking in a country far far away

justEdnow · Astra Demon Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 3594 Location: Cork

Everest, thought he did this last year. But yeah last I heard he was doing something mental somewhere like Catmandoo.

It has been a long time though since he popped in to the site. Think Matt and Glenn have not heard anything for a while for moderating chats.

Jason · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 3:26 pm Post subject:

I saw him up Everest last time I was up there, I called up to get some ice for my beer.

It's why I am asking really, he's not swapped his Mk1 for a yak and gone to live in a Buddhist Monk village or anything then.

Suicide · Astra Legend Joined: 30 May 2005 Posts: 4790

Last I heard he was in europe n planning more trips, think he'll be back for xmas but poss bit busy atm

Eck · Astra Veteran Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 1421

Maybe he just can't be arsed posting. big grin

Mark1GTE · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 9:46 pm Post subject:

nuneatonmk1less · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject:

Jason · Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:27 pm Post subject:

I think he's gone to work for Ford eek

justEdnow · Astra Demon Joined: 29 May 2005 Posts: 3594 Location: Cork

Gone to the dark side..... Confused

Sparko · Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:03 am Post subject:

Bastid

Eck · Astra Veteran Joined: 20 Aug 2005 Posts: 1421

Jason · Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:17 am Post subject:

There are some things you need to know about Rob I think...

Rob has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

Rob does not sleep. He waits.

The chief export of Rob is pain.

Rob has counted to infinity. Twice.

Rob does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Rob goes killing.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Rob allows to live.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Rob, hence us missing him for 6 months, in actual fact it's only been 4.5 seconds to him.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rob could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Robs tears cure cancer. But he has never cried. Ever.

Rob is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

If you can see Rob, he can see you. If you cant see Rob, you may be only seconds away from death.

Rob doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Rob, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Rob out. It failed miserably.

When Rob sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Rob has not had to pay taxes ever.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rob and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rob originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Rob replied, "Thats no glitch."

Rob once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Someone once tried to tell Rob that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Rob is the only human to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will punch you in the face.

Rob can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.

Rob can touch MC Hammer.

Rob doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

...these are things I think you should bear in mind when talking about Rob.

I also hear that Rob doesn't just work on Mk1 Astra's he works over them, in them and can turn rust to good metal with a bridgehand strike to the affected area.

bren · Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:24 am Post subject:

you missed one....

Rob is Chuck Norris

big grin